you're very attractive <3

thankyou very very much <3 you’re too sweet :333

asked by cuts-andkisses
} Date Posted: 31 / 05
Your tumblr is better than porn, and I'm quite fond of porn.

that is the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me in the world ever <3

asked by bourdain179
} Date Posted: 31 / 05
omg you got jamjrs message you twice you must be so happy

tbh if i wanted to be messaged by a cunt i’d ask someone’s vagina to post me a letter x

asked by Anonymous
} Date Posted: 31 / 05

Hey guess what I have to have medically tested to work on a boat in the Bahamas?

Complete blood count, Glucose, Calcium, Potassium, Sodium, BUN (Blood Urea Nitrogen), Creatinine, Alanine Aminotransferase (SGPT or ALT), Aspartate Aminotransferase (SGOT or AST), Bilirubin, Hepatitis Screening, HIV, Urine Dip Stick, Microscopic urinalysis only if dipstick positive, Urine Drug Screen, Amphetamines, Cocaine, Opiates, Phencyclidine, and THC, Chest X-Ray, Electrocardiogram, Hemoccult for Blood


£350 for that lot of medical probing.

Beauts. 

} Date Posted: 31 / 05